This week we're going to give everyone's knees, backs, and beds a little break. In addition, this will give those who need to go sign up for a yoga class a chance to find one. Instead of drawing a card, we're going to talk dirty.
Oh yes, we're going there.
So, this week, find some time and try out some new vocabulary. ;-)
mind of a man: how to talk dirty - this isn't so much of a how-to per se but it's really funny
About.com: Sexuality, How to Talk Dirty - not a bad article
Urban Dictionary - should you need help finding appropriate slang terms, because seriously medical terminology has no place in bed unless you're a convalescent.
Some Fics with decent dirty talk (there are so many but these are what people have recommended and stuff that comes to my mind):
Dirty Talking Edward C2 on FanFiction.net - I haven't read all of these but there are quite a few there.
The phone sex scene from TB&TC by The Black Arrow - This one's pretty popular. There's this exchange of power between the two at the very end of the conversation. In addition, I think that only one foul word is uttered the entire time.
The Screamers by Kiya Raven - Okay, dirty talk in this fic ranges from funny to hot.
Reality Minus Expectations by mjinaspen - Not what one would typically think of but thinking outside the box works too.
Emancipation Proclamation by kharizzmatic - Quoting poetry in a foreign language in bed totally counts.
Clipped Wings and Inked Armour by hunterhunting - Let's face it, it's mostly dirty talk. Okay dirty talk, unresolved sexual tension, and heartfail ( ... these are a few of my favorite things ... )
Lambie - Seriously, you should know to just go pull up her profile. One of my particular favorites is Landscapes, starting with the aptly titled chapter "Lemon."