Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Homework Assignment 7

Okay ladies and gent(s?) in light of the fact that it's Thanksgiving week here in the US and the sheer amount of disfunctionality that's been known to happen, this week is a light week.  In fact, most of you will probably be doing this homework anyway:


Drunken Sex




Don't forget to hydrate afterwards.





Warning: Please do not engage in drinking alcohol if you have any reason for not doing so:  Pregnancy, Designated Driver, Religion ...

11 comments:

  1. Ummm since I don't drink, ever I guess I am out of this homework. Unless otherwise intoxicated counts....

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  2. Ok...so I'm 2 of the 3 reasons you listed on there...bummer! So, I thought that instead I could PRETEND I'm drunk...except I can't do that because I've never been drunk either. Ok, I'm sure that I will eat so much that it will put me in a food-induced coma...is that close enough?

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  3. I can do the drunk bit, but does drunken masturbation count?

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  4. Yeah, I don't drink either. Sex and fanfic are my last two addicitons left and I'm keeping it that way. Besides, we're still working on #6.

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  5. Drunken sex, eh? Well, I can't guarantee that...as a matter of fact, I'm pretty sure it won't happen...does imagining count?

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  6. um... isn't that pretty much how most people have sex... and wasn't that how you were supposed to work the dirty talk in during last week's homework assignment? woo hoo! for onece Mal is way ahead on her homework!

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  7. Damn... I feel the need to speak up here.... I LOVE DRUNKEN SEX. I don't mean random drunks either... strictly with partner... you lose your inhibitions and go for it. TBH, some of the best sex has been after a glass or too... LOVE IT!!

    Come on, ppl... DRINK!! GET NAKED!

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  8. This is Sarah, since Angela refuses to drink with me, I'm doing her homework this week. I will just say that drunken sex with your yoga instructor can turn into a very awkward, possibly not great situation for your Saturday morning yoga class the morning after ... Yeah ...

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  9. Sarah....that is freakin' awesome! Do we get details???

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  10. She's using my google account now? Is nothing sacred? Aleighy, it's Sarah, I'm positive that she's going to in the very least give me details.

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  11. I'm finally caught up. Amazing what a few vodka/tonics can do.

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